送上一位文科生的英语演讲稿作参考

my uncle ordered popovers

from the restaurant's bill of fare.

and when they were served,

he regarded them

with a penetrating stare . . .

then he spoke great words of wisdom

as he sat there on that chair:

"to eat these things,"

said my uncle,

"you must excercise great care.

you may swallow down what's solid . . .

but . . .

you must spit out the air!"

and . . .

as you partake of the world's bill of fare,

that's darned good advice to follow.

do a lot of spitting out the hot air.

and be careful what you swallow.